neptunain:

"GENTLEMEN, WE ARE AT WAR WITH TROY AND MUST NOT DROP OUR GUARD AT ALL"

"sir, the enemy gave us a giant wooden horse"

"oh rad bring it in"

11:02 pm  •  17 October 2014  •  169,874 notes

candidcourt:

  • Now
  • You feel like you’ve failed
  • You’re missing me a little
  • You’re missing me A LOT
  • You’re having a bad day
  • You’re done with your first day
  • You need a little fun
  • You need a pick me up
  • You’re angry
  • You’re bored
  • You need some love
  • You’re coming home
  • You feel like giving up
  • You’re sad
6:11 pm  •  30 September 2014  •  1,014 notes

myheartissailingaway:

So another person asked for help (privately) with these topics for their open when letter to their best friend. And I thought it would be nice to share my answer, in case others wanted to write some too.

Open when…

  • you’re worried about future – remind her of all her accomplishments and that if…
6:09 pm  •  30 September 2014  •  2,223 notes

lucasbieneke:

never i repeat never put on time warp at a party unless you want the theatre kids to destroy your house

6:09 pm  •  30 September 2014  •  19,648 notes